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8223134-zodiac-discCapricorn: Resist the urge to go the easy route-shortcuts never lead anywhere good, anyways.

Aquarius: Today you may question a long-held belief. I’ll save you some time. Santa doesn’t exist.

Pisces: Daydreaming is a great way to entertain yourself when things get a bit boring today. Like in your boring class.

Aries: Someone wants to romance with you. Don’t get caught up in a bad romance.

Taurus: Making good choices in life can be hard- Making bad choices is easy.

Gemini: Just because you don’t agree with someone doesn’t mean you can’t be friends. This is true of 99% of my friends.

Cancer: Making extravagant moves is not a great idea right now. Extravagance is pretty overrated.

Leo: Today, don’t be afraid to boldly go where you’ve never gone before. Go boldly where no man has gone before.

Virgo: The personalities of the people around you today might be a little overbearing. Make sure your personality is extra annoying today.

Libra: Exercise your creative muscles today, and you’ll further strengthen your resolve.

Scorpio: Problems caused by a boss or an authority figure are opportunities in disguise. Perfect time to replace your boss.

Sagittarius: Your luck is about to change — this may be either a good thing or a bad thing. Keep an eye out for black cats.